
Another month, another Contempt. Twas a fun Contempt, an exciting contempt
and an ironic Contempt. The fun and exciting parts are obvious. The
ironic part, well...despite the fact that, apparently, I was the inspiration for
the first ever Contempt Easter (Solstice/spring/chicken) egg hunt, I did not
find any eggs. Well, not that I really looked or anything, I'm just saying
is all...

Laurie braves the dangers of the dance floor alone (DUN DUN DUNNNN)

Adrienne is disgusted by me hideous eyebrows

Angel practices for her Energizer audition

Triple threat!!!

ROSS is smiling.

The entire downstairs of Remote was powered by Melissa

Eve seems distracted by something, what could possibly be going on...?

Melissa is emitting strange glowing lights, nothing odd there...

Heyyyyyyyyyy to you too, Kerry

Neither rolley, nor polley and definitely not yum

Those butterflies are not part of her costume, she is being attacked!!!

Marta uses her hands as binoculars to see

I have nothing to say

You can't hide behind Kerry forever, Baker.

He doesn't get any happier.

According to Drew, he "Could hide a small child beneath this robe."